Aubrey, what in Heaven's name did you do? Jump a mogul? Tree ski? Cut someone off? Practice your stem-Christie in front of some little kid who was pizza-wedging... or, as we called it in the day, snow-ploughing?
Behave, Girlfriend, for G-d knows no wrath like that of this old-time, all-time gal!!
A legend in her own time... just gotta luv 'er. Ahem.